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On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shot gun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten – storey building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shot gun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able
to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

“Ordinarily”, Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended is still defined as committing suicide”. That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands.

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A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
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NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
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NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
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A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”
 
“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
 
“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.”
 
“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”

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Sweet and simple.. hear and watch the definition of music by Rahman..

Kiss- Height of luv
Nipple- Peak of luv
Boobs- Shape of luv
Penis- Length of luv
Pussy- Depth of luv
Ass- Base of luv
Testicles- Weight of luv
Fuck- Experience of luv
Suck- Taste of luv
Masturbation- Substitute of luv
Condom- Care of luv
Sperm- Cream of luv
Marriage- Mistake of luv
Pregnancy- Proof of luv
Child- Outcome of luv

ATTRACTION… the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT… what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING… the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL… avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

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Time for some male bashing….. (For a change)…

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

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The GUY’S RULES­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ” the rules ” From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1”
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

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