1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.

Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).

Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause: You' re lying on the floor.

Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

Cause: You ' re looking through an empty glass.

Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.

Cause: You ' re being dragged away.

Cure: At least ask where they ' re taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause: You have your glass on your ear.

Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.

Cause: You ' re in an ambulance.

Cure: Don ' t move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers look strange.

Cause: You ' re in the wrong house.

Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

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