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Dear Sir,

I Love Your Wife..!!

Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho

aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho

husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

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  • I can be myself when I am with you.
  • Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.
  • Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.
  • I can tell you anything, and you won’t be shocked
  • Our undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive
  • You and me together, we can make magic.
  • We’re a perfect match.
  • Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
  • Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
  • You never give up on me, and that’s what keeps me going.
  • You are simply irresistible
  • I love you because you bring the best out of me.
  • Your terrific sense of humor
  • Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat
  • You’re the one who holds the key to my heart
  • You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).
  • You have taught me the true meaning of love.
  • Love is, what you mean to me – and you mean everything.
  • You are my theme for a dream.
  • I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.
  • And, of-course, your intelligence, ’cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me 😉

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy said he was going to bug him. He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. ‘Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.’

‘Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.’

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. ‘I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn’t care!’

‘You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn.’ The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. ‘I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!’

‘Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you.’

Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. ‘Your right, he is unshakable!’

The third English man said: ‘No, no, no, I will really big him, you just watch.’

The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said… ‘I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!’

‘Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me.’

1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”

2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”

3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same”

4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!”

5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”

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“I’m hungry.” = I’m hungry“I’m sleepy.” = I’m sleepy.

“I’m tired.” = I’m tired.

“Do you want to go to a movie?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“Can I take you out to dinner?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“Can I call you sometime?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“May I have this dance?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

“Nice dress!” = Nice cleavage!

“You look tense, let me give you a massage.” = I want to fondle you.

“What’s wrong?” = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

“What’s wrong?” = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

“I’m bored.” = Do you want to have sex?

“I love you.” = Let’s have sex now.

“I love you, too.” = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!

“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = I liked it better before.

“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!

“Let’s talk.” = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.

“Will you marry me?” = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

and FINALLY… (while shopping)

“I like that one better.” = Just pick ANY dress and let’s go home!

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