1) Here I sit
Tried to shit
But only farted……
2) Don’t throw cigarette butts in the urinal, as it makes them soggy and hard to light.
3) We aim to please.
You u aim too please!!!
4) World is going to the moon aur aap yahan Baithae ho !!!!!!!!!!!
5) The best one i actually read was : ” the joke aint on the wall its in ur hand…..hehehe !!!!
6) Written above a horizontal line drawn on the wall…”If u can pee above this,the fire department wants u.”
7) yahan to bare baron ke nikal jate hai…… Aap kya cheez hain.
8) Arsenal rockss!”
9) Fame adlabs toilet —
Nanhe munne bacche tere mutthi mein kya hai !!!!!!!!
10) Ladies will be seated till the performance is over!!! Thank you!!
11) some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but i come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the wall
12) Aapka bhavishya aapke haath main hain ……….woh bhi ITNA KAALA !!!!!!!!
13) Kitna bhi Hilla lo Aakharee Boond Chaddi main hi Tapkegi !!!!!!!!
14) Desi one —- “Dekho ghada muut raha hain”
15) Another desi one — “PINKY DARLING I LOVE YOU “