• Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience.
  • Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
  • Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
  • The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
  • Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment.
  • The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
  • All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage.
  • Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember, so are thunder and lightning.
  • Courtship: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
  • Marriage: Is what actually comes up in your garden.
  • Money resembles fat… there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
  • The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material?
  • Mobile phones are the only things in life of which men talk about having the smallest.
  • Some people live because it’s illegal to kill them!

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