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Something About Wives”
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
-Milton Berle
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?”
She replied,”In the lake.”
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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Really liked this a lot… Quite a bit of it is true as well…

YOUR DNA.

This is so cool! When you link on, a series of about 12 pictures will come up —

Click on a photo in that category.

Just continue clicking on the pics that appeal to you after reading the category. At the end it will give you a profile of yourself.

http://DNA.imagini.net/friends/

You need not join the site..

My results:

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Rohit woke up one fine morning with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed.

Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!”

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Rohit asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.

Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door”.

Totally Confused, Rohit asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , “hey !!!!!!! leave me alone! I’m married!”

Moral

Breakfast — Rs. 100.00
Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

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