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Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho

aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho

husband apna aisa bright ho !!!

1) Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted……

2) Don’t throw cigarette butts in the urinal, as it makes them soggy and hard to light.
3) We aim to please.
You u aim too please!!!

4) World is going to the moon aur aap yahan Baithae ho !!!!!!!!!!!

5) The best one i actually read was : ” the joke aint on the wall its in ur hand…..hehehe !!!!

6) Written above a horizontal line drawn on the wall…”If u can pee above this,the fire
department wants u.”
7) yahan to bare baron ke nikal jate hai…… Aap kya cheez hain.

8) Arsenal rockss!”

9) Fame adlabs toilet —

Nanhe munne bacche tere mutthi mein kya hai !!!!!!!!

10) Ladies will be seated till the performance is over!!! Thank you!!

11) some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but i come here to scratch my balls,
and read the bullshit on the wall
12) Aapka bhavishya aapke haath main hain ……….woh bhi ITNA KAALA !!!!!!!!

13) Kitna bhi Hilla lo Aakharee Boond Chaddi main hi Tapkegi !!!!!!!!

14) Desi one —- “Dekho ghada muut raha hain”
15) Another desi one — “PINKY DARLING I LOVE YOU “

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