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Something About Wives”
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?”
She replied,”In the lake.”
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up from his coffee, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?” he asks solemnly. “Yes I do” she replies.
The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. “Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden?”
“Yes! I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. “Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I’ll send you to jail for 20 years?”
“I remember that too” she replied softly. He wiped anothertear from his cheek and said,
“I would have been released today!”
Aisa apna husband ho
6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho.
jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
husband apna aisa bright ho !!!
- I can be myself when I am with you.
- Your idea of romance is dim lights, soft music, and just the two of us.
- Because you make me feel like, like, like I have never felt before.
- I can tell you anything, and you won’t be shocked
- Our undying faith is what keeps the flame out of love alive
- You and me together, we can make magic.
- We’re a perfect match.
- Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
- Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.
- You never give up on me, and that’s what keeps me going.
- You are simply irresistible
- I love you because you bring the best out of me.
- Your terrific sense of humor
- Every time I look at you, my heart misses a beat
- You’re the one who holds the key to my heart
- You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).
- You have taught me the true meaning of love.
- Love is, what you mean to me – and you mean everything.
- You are my theme for a dream.
- I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.
- And, of-course, your intelligence, ’cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me 😉
“I’m hungry.” = I’m hungry“I’m sleepy.” = I’m sleepy.
“I’m tired.” = I’m tired.
“Do you want to go to a movie?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
“Can I take you out to dinner?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
“Can I call you sometime?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
“May I have this dance?” = I’d eventually like to have sex with you.
“Nice dress!” = Nice cleavage!
“You look tense, let me give you a massage.” = I want to fondle you.
“What’s wrong?” = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
“What’s wrong?” = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
“I’m bored.” = Do you want to have sex?
“I love you.” = Let’s have sex now.
“I love you, too.” = Okay, I said it…we’d better have sex now!
“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = I liked it better before.
“Yes, I like the way you cut your hair.” = $50 and it doesn’t look that much different!
“Let’s talk.” = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you’d like to have sex with me.
“Will you marry me?” = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
and FINALLY… (while shopping)
“I like that one better.” = Just pick ANY dress and let’s go home!
If asked why I love her I would say
It’s the sway in her hips,
the thickness in her thighs.
It’s the lust in her lips,
the love in her eyes.
It’s the softness of her skin,
the silk in her hair.
It’s the twist in her walk;
it’s the sweetness in her talk.
It’s the way she loves me
that makes me love her each day.
That is what I would say.
Look at the little girl’s face on the right…
THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!