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Cigarette : A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece .
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power …
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The GUY’S RULES
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ” the rules ” From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered “1”
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
The numbers we all use (1, 2, 3, 4, etc.) are known as “arabic” numbers to distinguish them from the ” Roman Numerals” (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, etc). Actually the arabs popularized these numbers but they were originally used by the early phonecian traders to count and keep track of their trading accounts.
Have you ever thought why …….. 1 means “one”, and 2 means “two”? The roman numerals are easy to understand but what was the logic behind the phonecian numbers?
It’s all about angles !
It’s the number of angles. If one writes the numbers down (see below) on a piece of paper in their older forms, one quickly sees why. I have marked the angles with “o”s.
No 1 has one angle.
No 2 has two angles.
No 3 has three angles.
and “O” has no angles
Interesting, isn’t it?
Many men think that “the larger the woman’s breasts, the less intelligent she is. However, the fact is “the larger the woman’s breasts the less intelligent the men around her become ..”
The Secret of Longevity:
Morning: Two eggs with milk, Evening: Two pegs with chips, Night: Two legs with lips
The Theory of Reverse Dynamics:
When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty, and when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich ..
The Boss to a lady aspirant to the post of a Secretary:
“What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw?”
Lady: “I do not know. I have never been paperclipped”
Bholajee after the interview :
“Everything went well till the time they asked me to show my testimonials.
I guess I showed them the wrong thing.”
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they’ve made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.