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- Our real world dictionary defines a pessimist as an optimist with experience.
- Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
- Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.
- The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
- Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment.
- The only good thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
- All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But, remember, so are thunder and lightning.
- Courtship: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
- Marriage: Is what actually comes up in your garden.
- Money resembles fat… there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
- The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material?
- Mobile phones are the only things in life of which men talk about having the smallest.
- Some people live because it’s illegal to kill them!
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1. Use a glass when brushing your teeth. Every year, billions of liters of fresh water is wasted by simply not using a glass when brushing your teeth.
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2. Don’t use straws. They say the straw is the most stupid invention. They are unnecessary and only add to our waste problem.
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3. Say NO to plastics when shopping. Bring your own reusable bags when doing your grocery, or when buying single items like books or cd’s, a plastic bag, or even a paper bag is unnecessary.
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4. Turn off the lights. When there is ample daylight or when no one is in the room. You not only save on electricity, you also lower temperature as light gives off heat.
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5. Walk. Take the stairs. Or car pool or take public transportation. You not only lower your carbon gas emissions, you are also doing your heart good when you walk regularly.
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6. Unplug cell phone chargers after use. As well as all unused electronic appliances. Some appliances use more electricity even when not in use. Microwave oven with timers uses more electricity on stand by mode the entire day than when you cook dinner with it.
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7. Use both sides of the paper. And make sure to recycle it after. You not only lessen your wastes but you also help stop the unnecessary cutting of more trees.
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8. Turn off shower when soaping. And make sure to avoid long and frequent showers. Showering three times a day not only uses precious fresh water, but also creates more waste water that goes into our rivers and lakes. It dries your skin too.
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9. Never burn anything. Burned resources are lost forever. Burning also releases harmful substances into the atmosphere. Reduce and reuse always. Compost and recycle what you can.
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10. Tell your friends about this. Spread the word, and together we can make a difference.
Some information that you need to know before you see the Ads:
1. BMW started this Advertisement
2. Audi answered
3. Subaru needed to say something
4. Bentley Chairman wanted the last word
While coming to office early in the morning i saw a big line outside the Innovative multiplex. I wondered had people gone crazy. What in the name of God these people are standing in a queue at 7 in the morning. Well, i got this snap. This snap tells all the story.. One thing is clear, people in India are really crazy for stars like Rajnikanth. Second highest paid Asian star.
This one is for all Rajnikanth fans.. One could easily see the charisma of Rajnikanth.
Optician Advertisement… very creative and naughty!
How did little johnny know that he was gonna fail whether he studies or not????????
he derived the following math logic for it….!!!
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? YassirArafatis in China? I thought he’s dead in the Middle
East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.
ACTORS do it on cue.
ADVERTISERS use the “new, improved” method.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
ANSI does it in the standard way
ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.
ARCHITECTS have great plans.
ARTISTS are exhibitionists.
ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.
ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.
ATTORNEYS make better motions.
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